Chris Martin hates Gwyneth… or her food? Or both?

Chris Martin hates Gwyneth… or her food? Or both?

First things first - today is GOOP DAY! Yay! Last week’s Goop newsletters were all about Gwyneth shilling her Cooking Instructional For Peasants, but this week she only shills her book a little, and then moves on to pushing organic skin/beauty products. If you like that kind of thing, you can read the whole piece here, at Goop. My favorite part is her recommendation of Butter London nail polish, specifically a color called “No More Waity, Katie.” OH SNAP. Gwyneth hates Waity. Mark it down. “Peasant,” Gwyneth scoffed to herself. “I would have made a better princess, but I didn’t even deign to desire the job.”

In other Goop news, lots of sites are talking about this New Yorker piece written by a woman who attended Gwyneth’s foody goop-fest dinner in New York last week (?). The dinner where Gwyneth cooked - all by herself, allegedly - for like 70 people. The piece is full of little kiss-assy gems, but the part everyone is discussing is a little comment by the writer regarding Chris Martin’s state of mind. The relevant portion:

At 9 P.M., the guests went out to a pair of long tables on the terrace. Diaz, A-Rod, and Batali sat near Chris Martin, who had arrived looking cranky. (A publicist warned, “He doesn’t want to talk.”) Paltrow sat a few seats away, flanked by Jerry Seinfeld and Jay-Z.

[From The New Yorker]
Hahaha. Chris was acting like a sulky, butt-hurt man-child because it was his wife’s night and she probably MADE him show up, and then she doesn’t even sit beside him at the dinner? What the hell, Goop? And Chris… boy, just grow a set and file for divorce if you’re so over it.

Other tidbits from the piece - Mario Batali claiming that Goopy “eats like a truck driver.” Ah… “Paltrow greeted people by the door, holding a glass of cucumber water.” Of course she did! Because she was cooking for 70 people all by herself, and she still had time to hand out cucumber water! OF COURSE. Also, Goopy calls her mother “Mommy.” And Blythe brought Bruce Paltrow’s napkin for the special occasion. He had a special napkin?

Part of Jessica Seinfeld’s toast: “There is no one who is more comfortable or more capable in the kitchen, naturally, than you. I don’t know how you do it. [To the guests]…And you are all so lucky to be part of Gwyneth’s world. Because this is the real deal. And she’s invited all of you good people in here. I would never do that.” Yes, we are all so blessed to be orbiting Planet Goop, the most superficial and sanctimonious of all the planets. It’s her world, and she deigns to allow us to worship her!
You can read the whole thing here, at The New Yorker.

 

 

 

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Christina Aguilera’s drag queen feathers: hilarious or tragic?

Christina Aguilera’s drag queen feathers: hilarious or tragic?

CB and I have been going back and forth about which one of us should cover these new Christina Aguilera photos. Our comments back and forth were along the lines of “Drag queen.” “Meh.” “Drunk.” “Gay bar.” “Boobs.” All of that kind of sums it up, right? CB even wrote a classic intro to the piece (that she no longer is writing): “Christina Aguilera put on her best Spanx lingerie and paired it with some fishnets, peeptoe heels and a sheer feather-trimmed robe to attend a ceremony at West Hollywood gay bar The Abbey were she was inducted into their “Gay Walk of Fame.” Owner David Cooley posed with her and looked kind of shocked that she showed up looking like that. It’s not like there was a pajama-themed costume party that night.” LMAO.

Now that I’m looking at the photos, I have some other thoughts:

• WEIGHT. Christina is gaining weight - and it’s all going to her face, right? Her face and her boobs.
• BOOBS. God, they look horrible. If it’s the weight gain, that’s one thing, but they look like she went up a size in implants.
• DRUNK. She totally partied before she even showed up.
• WIG. Fix it, girl. For the love of God, fix it. Better yet, get a new one that’s made out of something other than bleached horsehair.
• MAKEUP. Drag queen style. Immaculate!                                                                                        Anyway, you know that The Voice starts really soon - next week! How much of a hot mess is Christina going to be? Are you going to watch just to see how bad it is? 

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Kate Beckinsale got the ‘Total Recall’ role that Kate Bosworth wanted

Kate Beckinsale got the ‘Total Recall’ role that Kate Bosworth wanted

A few weeks ago, Kaiser was aghast to learn that Kate Bosworth was reportedly (at least, according to her publicist) up for a gig opposite Colin Farrell in the superfluous remake of Total Recall. Naturally, it was a terrible idea to consider Bosworth in a remake that shouldn’t exist at all; and while I honestly think that Colin Farrell (who is no slouch in the action department), is quite talented, I don’t see him in the Schwarznegger role either. This is probably because I just don’t see anyone filling Arnold’s formerly musclebound prowess in a sufficient and wholly unlaughable manner. For loyalists like myself, this remake has already been doomed from conception, but at least there’s the positive news now that Bosworth has been disregarded for the role in favor of another Kate, who just happens to have the last name “Beckinsale”:

Kate Beckinsale has been offered one of the female lead roles alongside Colin Farrell in the Sony Pictures remake Total Recall. I’m told she’s been offered to play Lori, who was portrayed in the 1990 Paul Verhoeven-directed actioner by Sharon Stone. In fact, that role really launched Stone’s star after she transformed from the happy spouse of Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) into someone completely different.

Both that role and the role of Melina (played in the original by Rachel Ticotin) has drawn high interest from actresses. I’ve heard that Eva Mendes and Rosario Dawson are the serious contenders for the latter role. Beckinsale wasn’t among the names most often mentioned among actresses who read for Lori. But she certainly has a track record with the film’s director, Len Wiseman. They’re married, and before that, worked together on the Underworld films. Beckinsale, who just wrapped Contraband with Mark Wahlberg, is also attached to star in The Trials of Kate McCullough, to be directed by Karen Moncrieff. She is currently shooting Underworld 4: New Dawn, so we’ll have to wait a beat to see if she accepts. She’s repped by WME and Brillstein Entertainment Partners.

[From Deadline]
Sure, Kate Beckinsale is a much wiser choice for the Sharon Stone role than Kate Bosworth, but I have a hunch that nearly any famous Kate (Winslet, Hudson, Moss, Gosselin, maybe even Middleton) could eastily do better than Bosworth. She’s such a no talent who has relied on her relative good looks to get her far enough in Hollywood, but she’s no actress. Man, I bet Bosworth is seriously pissed about this little slight. She needs to look at the bright side though, for this will totally free up her schedule and give her more time not only to get papped with Alexander Skarsgard but also to convince the world that she reads Russian literature, right?

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“The new ‘X-Men: First Class’ trailer, now with more Fassbender” links

“The new ‘X-Men: First Class’ trailer, now with more Fassbender” links

OH MY GOD!!!! The new X-Men: First Class trailer is AMAZING. So much Fassbender & McAvoy goodness. I think I need to change mah drawers. [Starpulse]
I cried twice reading this - first, because I was genuinely moved. Then, because I was horrified by Fergie‘s outfit. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kim Zolciak is having a boy! Mazel tov. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jennifer Love Hewitt took off the muumuu! [IDLITW]
Lady Gaga busted her ass again. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Martha Stewart celebrates 1000 episodes! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Some of Time Mag‘s influential celebrities. [ONTD]
Mashonda is still talking about Swizz. Sort of. [Bossip]
Glee‘s Heather Morris dances for Esquire. [Celebs]
Catherine Zeta Jones is back at work - with Gerard Butler! [INFDaily]
Halle Berry wants to destroy Gabriel after all? [Celebslam]
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher STOLE that whole “Real Men Don‘t” concept. [Bitten and Bound]
Linnocent will be in court tomorrow, but no cameras are allowed! [Radar]
The triumphant return of the Beastie Boys! [The Celebrity Café]
Vince Neil still pulls (relatively) hot chicks. [Hollywood Rag]
Tiny little fox! Adorable. [CityRag]
The trailer for The Change-Up. Meh. [Moviefone]

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Jessica Simpson named “Style Icon of The Year” by Us Weekly

Jessica Simpson named “Style Icon of The Year” by Us Weekly

Through this one in the same pile as Jennifer Lopez winning “Most Beautiful” of the year from People Magazine - Us Weekly has named Jessica Simpson their “Style Icon of the Year” of the year. For. Real. They’re not just talking about her fashion lines - which, admittedly are doing very well. They’re talking Jessica Simpson as a Style Icon, because she wears stuff like reindeer leggings (which were pushing their limit), translucent muumuus, and torn jeans to fancy restaurants. But… I have to say, Jessica’s interview with Us Weekly is kind of cute. She uses a phrase that I’m totally going to steal. Take it away, Farty!

Describe your style.
JS: Very laid-back, with hints of flash. I love to wear denim with a corset, or the opposite: a flannel shirt over a dress. Even if I’m walking around my house in Uggs and my favorite yummy sweater, I still have on a headband or something cute.

Looking back, was there a risk that didn’t work?
JS: High-waisted jeans are a risk for me - I’m short! They don’t work unless I’m wearing major platforms and something flattering up top, but not a high collar. If I don’t show my collarbone, I skew uni-boob. We have some high-waisted jeans coming out that I might try. But it does make me sweat, I have to say!

Who are your favorite designers?
JS: Donna Karan for evening, Alexander McQueen for spring and summer. I’d love to gift myself something from Etro, like a caftan. I love H&M, and Topshop for lower-end, trendy pieces.

Is Ashlee one of your style advisors?
JS: My sister can put anything on and it works. My curves are a challenge. I have to be more conscious of what I’m wearing so I don’t look like a complete tool. Ashlee is a rock star!

Will you help design your wedding dress?
JS: I think every bride wants to be involved in that. I’m still trying to figure out what we’re going to do about all of the plans. We have four dates floating around - we both have huge families, so I think it’s going to end up being big!

What makes you feel sexy?
JS: Eric brings out my womanly side. Being loves - even when I’m blowing my nose - makes me feel sexy. Though I wouldn’t say that you have to have a guy to feel sexy. I just own myself more now that I have someone to love for the rest of my life.

[From Us Weekly, print edition]
I LOVE “If I don’t show my collarbone, I skew uni-boob.” I feel the same way! It’s like… once your boobs get to a certain size, you can really no longer wear high crewnecks or turtlenecks. You just look like a really heavy, mono-boobed blob. You have to show some skin up top just to look and feel normal. Oh, Jessica. I love you for that quote. I also loved the obliviousness of “High-waisted jeans are a risk for me.” Um, REALLY? Because historically, most of Jessica’s fashion disasters have started with high-waisted jeans, and it has nothing to do with her being short and everything to do with her thicker abdomen. Whatever, Farty!

 

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Hanishka Motwani Sexy hot wallpapers

Hanishka Motwani Sexy hot wallpapers

 

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Tanisha Mukarjee hot cleavage show photos

Tanisha Mukarjee hot cleavage show photos

 

Tanisha Mukherjee is an actress who belongs to the famous Mukherjee family.

TANISHA's BACKGROUND
Tanisha Mukherjee was born on January 1st 1978 in Mumbai, Maharashtra, India. Since the 1940s her family have been working in the Bollywood film industry. It includes her great-grandmother Rattan Bai, paternal grandfather Sashadhar Mukherjee, grandmother Shobhna Samarth, uncles Joy Mukherjee and Deb Mukherjee and aunt Nutan. Somu Mukherjee and Tanuja are her parents. Actress Kajol is her elder sister and her brother-in-law is Ajay Devgan.

Tanisha dated Yash Chopra's son Uday Chopra, who was her co star in Neal N Nikki, but their relationship did not last long and ended in 2007.

TANISHA'S MOVIES
Before trying her luck in movies, Tanisha was a VJ for Channel [V] in 1995 and hosted a show called BPL Oye. Her first film was Sssshhhh with co-star Dino Morea. It was a big flop. It was followed by two more flop movies namely Popcorn Khao! Mast Ho Jao (2004) and Tango Charlie (2005).

Ram Gopal Varma's Sarkar, was her first hit. This film had big stars like Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan, and Katrina Kaif. Tanisha played Abhishek's childhood friend in this movie.

Her next film Neal N Nikki opposite Uday Chopra, did not work out well at the box office. In 2008, One Two Three and Sarkar Raj were her releases. One Two Three was a comedy flick and she played Chandini in this movie.

In 2007, she appeared in a Tamil movie named Unnale Unnale (2007) and in a Telugu movie Kantri (2008). She has got two releases in 2009, Raas Leela (2009) and Tum Milo Toh Sahi (2009). In Tum Milo Toh Sahi (2009) her co-stars are Nana Patekar, Dimple Kapadia, Rehan Khan, Shefali Chhaya and Sunil Shetty. Tanisha has a cameo role in it.

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